You appear to be always so full of life and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight goes black and rage darkens my soul. And suddenly, I feel a compulsion to estinguish that loser from my sight and whirl on his bleak tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.
Could you corroborate the noise about the lost Abominable Snowman pictures?
My my! You have a mindless desire to go to the big farm in the Sky. Capisce? And, you know, I know a guy who has a friend that for $3000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?
How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it?
Well, travelers sometimes recount that there are one or two such fellows in the Bolivian rainforest or in Greenland. As is used to say, my songs are like a luscious honey cupcake with an astounding heart of napalm.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Indeed yes! But just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of George W. Bush manifested and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a King Arthur's homonym.
Lil, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal rubbish.
You will meet a wandering stranger from Memphis, a retired statistician named Patrick with both ears on the same side of the head. He will propose you to open an underground hedgehog museum in Wisconsin. Don't believe him!
Pfft! Impressive, what do you have -- a time machine?
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to paparazzi, prairie dog milk (please, don't ask!), and nitrogen dioxide.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.
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