A conversation with Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne born September 27th, 1982 (Libra)
Lil Wayne always employs a rigorous way to choose his next song (pixabay photo)

You appear to be always so full of life and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight goes black and rage darkens my soul. And suddenly, I feel a compulsion to estinguish that loser from my sight and whirl on his bleak tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.

Could you corroborate the noise about the lost Abominable Snowman pictures?
My my! You have a mindless desire to go to the big farm in the Sky. Capisce? And, you know, I know a guy who has a friend that for $3000,... Whatever. You like surprises, don't ya?

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it?
Well, travelers sometimes recount that there are one or two such fellows in the Bolivian rainforest or in Greenland. As is used to say, my songs are like a luscious honey cupcake with an astounding heart of napalm.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Indeed yes! But just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of George W. Bush manifested and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a King Arthur's homonym.

Lil, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal rubbish.

You will meet a wandering stranger from Memphis, a retired statistician named Patrick with both ears on the same side of the head. He will propose you to open an underground hedgehog museum in Wisconsin. Don't believe him!
Pfft! Impressive, what do you have -- a time machine?

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to paparazzi, prairie dog milk (please, don't ask!), and nitrogen dioxide.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Lil Wayne's home telephone number :
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I sat on my bottom for many years for an occasion to have a hurried appointment with Lil Wayne. The resulting interview was fantastic, like "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" rewritten by Gandalf. It was very deplorable, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I struggled to recapture those breathtaking words. So, to be frank here: I'm not so certain this web page is an absolutely precise run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and now I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.