A talk with Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne born September 27th, 1982 (Libra)
A well known clinic in Rhode Island is currently looking for Lil Wayne's fans to be used in a study on sleep disorders (source)

What's the strangest dream you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Johann Sebastian Bach. I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's panther".

I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I was obliged by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of hypermetropia?
Since I imagined I had it.

Lil, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin limit you anyway. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Lil Weyne", who apperently is a make up artist from Boston. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much worrisome as discovering that according to Yahoo my name sounds like a terrible insult in Japanese.

Could you suggest a remedy for haemorrhoids?
Yes, in case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of red wine, one part of ground coffee and some dill. Put this brew on your feet and your legs.

In an essay printed on Bulgarian Psychiatrical Journal, dr. Eric O. Gonzalez observed that your songs are "a dramatic recapitulation of modernistic symbolic cognitivism". Any comment?
Well, I think that in his article appeared on Annals of Symbolic Ethnology, prof. Jason N. Hernandez utterly disproved that farfetched point of view.

Lil, are you superstitious?
May so! I use to shake 2 times a little bag with my baby teeths right before a relevant occasion.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Lil Wayne's private telephone number :
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To be frank, my supervisor had arranged my brief conversation with Lil Wayne many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding scorpions or learning Chinese. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had after a copious dinner based on beans and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.