An interview with Lily Collins
Lily Collins
Lily Collins born March 18th, 1989 (Pisces)
Last week, Lily Collins has sold her famous rubber bands collection to an incognito politician for $389,000 (pixabay photo)

Lily, have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Wake up from this daydream.

Lily, do you like dogs?
Never happen!

Why you do not like dogs, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one dog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my opinion about dogs.

What do you think about the international situation?
The dickens! I think it is very harsh, since on this suffering Earth there are regions where it is difficult to find even a just passable frankfurter with or without catchup.

A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
In a sense, Darth Vader, because of our smart hair style.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last month I leased an exclusive manor in a secretive valley of Latvia. The payment included a drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a pack of local extras pretending to be unhinged fans to let me feel at home.

What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an article to be published on Annals of Rural Criminology.

Lily Collins refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6768778517 728274119 9957561755 8053748709 905671960 698501593 5456477362 3970248812 3828958000 2174187753 9963793687 8467868847 6244187647 575933498 643885795 695564867 6149503688 8081453393 7726908487 2374186137
To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently lined up my short exchange with Lily Collins several days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "The Haunting". So, this web page is mainly based on what Lily Collins would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.