Lily, have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Wake up from this daydream.
Lily, do you like dogs?
Why you do not like dogs, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one dog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my opinion about dogs.
What do you think about the international situation?
The dickens! I think it is very harsh, since on this suffering Earth there are regions where it is difficult to find even a just passable frankfurter with or without catchup.
A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
In a sense, Darth Vader, because of our smart hair style.
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last month I leased an exclusive manor in a secretive valley of Latvia. The payment included a drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a pack of local extras pretending to be unhinged fans to let me feel at home.
What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an article to be published on Annals of Rural Criminology.
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