An interview with Lily Collins
Lily Collins
Lily Collins born March 18th, 1989 (Pisces)
Lily Collins has started a petition for the universal revival of the runic calendar (source)

Should you give up acting, which career would you pick up?
Probably that of sewer inspector. I already have quite an experience in that field.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight malaria?
WHAT? Malaria!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.

Are you allergic to anything?
That's right! I'm allergic to bad manners, monkeys, and butane.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Nothing doing! I'm affable, quite energetic, cooperative and patient. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Lily Collins, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at MIT, signed up for Ancient Slovenian 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yup! Here it is

The chipmunk of sadness
The gray chipmunk of sadness
gorges on the dreary grasslands of mourning
as I stare at the desolation of existence.
If only it had been the pig of sadness
we could have bacon at least.

Lily, is there a deep moral behind your "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"?
All right! Don’t be sad because it’s over, be glad that it happened - or something like that.

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My brief interview with Lily Collins has been arranged weeks beforehand. The resulting piece was great, like it was written by the spirit of Margaret Mitchell under the effects of prescription drugs. Hence, it was very regrettable that my cousin George by accident (I hope!) ate my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I struggled to extract from my vanishing neurons those wonderful words. To be clear, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an entirely truly account of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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