An interview with Lily Rabe
Lily Rabe
Lily Rabe born June 29th, 1982 (Cancer)
The typical look of her devotees (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Pocahontas.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. Are you a typical Cancer?
Nix on it! I'm gentle, quite vivacious, pliant and forgiving. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was alone in a deserted dark place. A vicios aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "Exorcist II: The Heretic" in a bleak cinema near Tucson.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Lily Rebe", who supposedly is a conference organiser from Memphis. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Bing my name is similar to an appalling vulgarity in Mongolian.

Present-day society seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Lily Rabe do?
Well, I'm sure that giving one million of dollars to every person can fix many problems, but most administrators are just close-fisted aged lads hardly attentive to my clever suggestions.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the recap of the abridged version of "The Grapes of Wrath", and I found it more or less palatable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain John Steinbeck - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: moon.

Lily : food

Q: power
Lily : food

Q: admirers
Lily : food

I don't think you are in the right mood.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Lily Rabe's secret telephone number :
251486893 8872222843 5581998094 265601591 3320032658 8793147067 9057710253 7661360838 8452932475 982694267 7018809534 4538221779 8408273845 6731973174 908067660 6938154168 5552630271 4994453754 4236726804 3746733692
Vips are frantic people. It's not easy for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Lily Rabe totally alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a professional soul reader from Austin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.