What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the comforting jangle of two diamonds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the first 'mom' of your baby" or "the cheery giggle of an angelic kid ".
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a hare. A large, fat, serene hare, satiated and dozy in the summer shade.
Linda, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to announce. Have you something to add?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with R.R..
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some casual photons spontaneously concocted an absolutely random picture in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your house or your cat could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Capiche?
I was joking, there is no picture at all...
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Positively! At times my popularity scares me. My force is that I'm inescapable: I'm known to captivate famous Harward professors and unhappy used cars dealers to the same extent. You know? There are at least 16 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Tonga and Naboombu, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
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