You were awesome in "Grandma's Boy". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I like to improvise. It's like a second nature.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a yellow wombat on my left buttock. It is bioluminescent, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Atlanta labyrinth, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly au naturel.
On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. I think I'm a three in Chicago, but a nine in Bulgaria.
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. It is the story of Kimberly, an interior decorator from Indianapolis. She is seized by an enigmatic sect and she is demanded to write absurd "completelY simUlated confabulaTions" for some web site, from a concealed underground lab. (If I can't be rescued, tell James I never loved him...)
Could you improvise a song for us.
No problem! Here it is
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he books, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to evade stalkers and supporters
That's for certain! We'll go to any length to escape those punks. I usually employ the alias "Linda Cerdellini".
What is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a grave issue. Anyway, my followers will surely approve my intention to acquire mainly villas at least 90 feet above the sea-level.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I rented a ritzy castle on the hidden mountains of Latveria. The only problem was making a transfer in bitcoins to the cheerful gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about business in the interweb.
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