An interview with Linda Cardellini
Linda Cardellini
Linda Cardellini born June 25th, 1975 (Cancer)
A well known clinic in Massachusetts is presently using Linda Cardellini's fans as subjects in an experiment on sleep deprivation (source)

You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. Which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Tin Squirrel Cup" assigned by the city of Austin for "unprecedented and gratuitous acting performance" at the early age of 7.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting and trading USB pens rests my mind.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Guess so! It is the story of Jennifer, a surveyor from Seattle. She is kidnapped by an enigmatic individual and she is coerced to create silly "entirelY Unreal confabulaTions" for some web site, from a concealed cubicle. (If I can't be recovered, tell Larry I always loved him...)

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to move light things with my mind.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: rain.

Linda : tears

Q: penitence
Linda : guilt

Q: enemies
Linda : vengeance

You really know how to play...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Linda Cardellini's private telephone number :
519400920 2364570599 5723191920 6458000312 888219668 2179890888 4238599662 407047458 375895906 3072384123 453345003 8310841651 3242548232 297560550 8431912570 8600538317 4373200382 7806117521 9517255913 9225278179
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.