An interview with Linda Ronstadt
Linda Ronstadt
Linda Ronstadt born July 15th, 1946 (Cancer)
In the course of his last speech, Mitt Romney has inconsequentially rambled about Linda Ronstadt for 21 full minutes for no reason at all (source)

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too time-poor while doing influential things for the planet and I can't care about such bagatelles. Usually, I have a crew of economists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers spread around the globe. For the garnments, I ever pay a crew of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been nice, you go to Barcelona, if you have been fiendish, you go to San Francisco.

Nowaday the problem of urticaria in ferrets is reaching gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
That's right! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of urticaria in ferrets.

Which is your next musical adventure?
Next week I'll release an esoteric recording of techno-trance covers of John Lennon greatest hits, sung in Albanian, Bulgarian and Esperanto. I have no doubts it will be the apogee of my career.

When you were a little girl, did you see singing as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters in the European Parliament.

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny kangaroo shaped scar on my right wrist, a memento of my painful clash with a deranged elk.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your passion,
you took the respect away from me.
A book, a button forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took yourself away from me,
all that matters you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
In case of migraine, mix three parts of champagne, one part of ground coffee and some ketchup inside a coconut, then gargle with this mixture every 15 minutes for 5 hours.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Linda Ronstadt's private telephone number :
6026251554 5446250358 617186601 7496032898 3120558541 2357403188 9755127936 4098007444 5995557426 2428639993 5188918646 2537698847 2147269473 9947830252 473126788 345378761 705759807 5471311580 5210224120 8279408537
To be sincere, my director had patiently arranged my hurried appointment with Linda Ronstadt many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet hamster got arthritis, so I had to skip the meeting. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a dinner of beans and raw broccoli.
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