Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too time-poor while doing influential things for the planet and I can't care about such bagatelles. Usually, I have a crew of economists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers spread around the globe. For the garnments, I ever pay a crew of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Where do you go when you die?
If you have been nice, you go to Barcelona, if you have been fiendish, you go to San Francisco.
Nowaday the problem of urticaria in ferrets is reaching gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
That's right! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900 per night) will go to an organization for the cure of urticaria in ferrets.
Which is your next musical adventure?
Next week I'll release an esoteric recording of techno-trance covers of John Lennon greatest hits, sung in Albanian, Bulgarian and Esperanto. I have no doubts it will be the apogee of my career.
When you were a little girl, did you see singing as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters in the European Parliament.
Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny kangaroo shaped scar on my right wrist, a memento of my painful clash with a deranged elk.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
In case of migraine, mix three parts of champagne, one part of ground coffee and some ketchup inside a coconut, then gargle with this mixture every 15 minutes for 5 hours.
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