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Lindsay Sloane
Lindsay Sloane born August 8th, 1977 (Leo)
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In her will, Lindsay Sloane has requested that her body should be buried inside a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite snack?
Pizzas with Thousand Island dressing, a turkey steak, four pizzas, and a few drops of tequila.

Could you substantiate the gossip about the heist of the Yeti DNA samples?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! Truth is perishable and so are you and your bones, my friend...

Lindsay, you seem to be always so lively and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I truly believe that each and every one has two sides. At times, when I meet a colleague, my vision blurs and I grit my teeth. And suddenly, I feel the need to shutter those leering eyes for good. That is my sunny side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Lindsay, what is your take of the future Oscar controversy?
To be frank, this is a minefield.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was empress of the World. Or maybe trucker, it was a hard choice.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
All right! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the lust,
you took the emotions away from me.
A photo, a comb lost in a drawer
the glum keepsakes of you.
You took your love away from me,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

What is the strangest nightmare you have ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by a James I of England impersonator, while I kept repeating "I did not sell my uncle's panda".

Does your assistant use an alias when he arranges for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch shutterbugs and admirers
Absolutely! We do anything to get rid of those gremlins. I often use the alias "Lindsay Sliane".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Lindsay Sloane's secret telephone number :
5760686818 2038386448 2204559853 606924400 6045304950 380403475 7318030119 2058099789 6146669327 9413412096 2462236614 4709210254 9292481753 5942439737 2695588073 4195100954 552499634 6217113436 4083679962 220662190
Let's face it, actors are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Lindsay Sloane totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a certified mind reader from Fresno.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.