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Lionel Richie
Lionel Richie born June 20th, 1949 (Gemini)
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The typical mien of his devotees (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with Lionel Richie, who just made his way through his last album. Hi, Lionel, and welcome to Stuff Your Brain Doesn't Need.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because I can't remember if you owe me money.

Do you have any birthmark?
Surely! I have a tiny earthworm shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my father did unwittingly ingest an earthworm while my mother was expecting me.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
You bet! But just one time. It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Benjamin Franklin manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Nikola Tesla's homonym.

Could you confirm the hearsay about the theft of the Abominable Snowman photos?
Can I? For certain! Do I want? Do you think i've lost my mind!

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Miss Croft, of course.

What would you like to do right now?
Watch my favorite talk show eating doritos.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the respect away from me.
A book, a pen alone in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took away all that I had,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

What motivates you to sing?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Lionel Richie's secret telephone number is listed here :
2753528361 5413731119 6845623693 9264550585 664307867 3542753461 5590438685 4711719639 957275857 6472465753 9567150842 9691714949 2977800999 8009074147 3172218074 2594148419 692327509 887110911 3378264626 9403077666
Clearly, singers are busy people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Lionel Richie totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Lionel.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.