We are here tonight with Lionel Richie, who just made his way through his last album. Hi, Lionel, and welcome to Stuff Your Brain Doesn't Need.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because I can't remember if you owe me money.
Do you have any birthmark?
Surely! I have a tiny earthworm shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my father did unwittingly ingest an earthworm while my mother was expecting me.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
You bet! But just one time. It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Benjamin Franklin manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Nikola Tesla's homonym.
Could you confirm the hearsay about the theft of the Abominable Snowman photos?
Can I? For certain! Do I want? Do you think i've lost my mind!
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Miss Croft, of course.
What would you like to do right now?
Watch my favorite talk show eating doritos.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is
What motivates you to sing?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.
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