Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically sleep on a mattress made of glass splinters liberally peppered with pepper.
What happen if you play your song "All around the World" backward?
I discourage this practice. I heard that there can be troublesome effects like loss of sleep or tonsillitis.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I consume super-natural products, because I pay attention to my beauty and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for seaweeds and goat yogurt, both very tasty with pulled pork.
What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a deserted gloomy space. A strange reek persisting in the air. Then I realized I got hammered at a screening of "Color of Night" in a shabby movie house near Chicago.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Yes sir! I'm very affable, hyperactive, strong-minded and indulgent. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artists.
Which super power do you have?
I spit lava.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Take a nap in the sun.
Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of paparazzi and stalkers
You bet! We do anything to dodge those troublemakers. I usually adopt the moniker "Lisa Stonsfield".
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