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A conversation with Lisa Stansfield
Lisa Stansfield
Lisa Stansfield born April 11th, 1966 (Aries)
And now, instead of Spanish inquisition, a cute photo of a crab (pixabay photo)

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically sleep on a mattress made of glass splinters liberally peppered with pepper.

What happen if you play your song "All around the World" backward?
I discourage this practice. I heard that there can be troublesome effects like loss of sleep or tonsillitis.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I consume super-natural products, because I pay attention to my beauty and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for seaweeds and goat yogurt, both very tasty with pulled pork.

What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a deserted gloomy space. A strange reek persisting in the air. Then I realized I got hammered at a screening of "Color of Night" in a shabby movie house near Chicago.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Yes sir! I'm very affable, hyperactive, strong-minded and indulgent. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artists.

Which super power do you have?
I spit lava.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Take a nap in the sun.

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of paparazzi and stalkers
You bet! We do anything to dodge those troublemakers. I usually adopt the moniker "Lisa Stonsfield".

Lisa Stansfield refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
9487623624 8865768608 8289894982 5892046858 9313241161 4187291410 8233085321 385536390 3668686825 8284887004 2277106213 6468354040 877386288 5650797833 5584434980 776772063 3066558646 2984617667 7741927015 2235698400
I set up a brief appointment with Lisa Stansfield many weeks in advance. The resulting piece was great, like "The Scarlet Letter" rewritten by Wonder Woman. So, it was highly untoward that my mother in law by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I struggled to remember those awesome words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really so sure this web page is an absolutely precise run-down of our appointment, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.