Little, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.
Unfortunately, you are in an unpleasant situation that holds you back from doing the things that are in line with your needs. You can take your destiny into your hands by hiding for 6 months in a far-off grotto in the most wild spot of North Dakota.
Aw shucks! If I did believe in this zodiacal rubbish, now I would be crying like a baby.
Which is your forthcoming musical experiment?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only experimental recording of country covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Armenian, Chinese and Javanese. It is so confidential and jet of planetary significance.
A fictional character you think to as an inspiration?
As several people say, Kurt Vonnegut, because of our similar lifestyle.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Little Rychard", who apperently is a helicopter pilot from Chicago. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as finding that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting vulgarity in Russian.
What do you think about the international situation?
My my! I think it is presently quite bleak, since in this torn epoch there are nations where it is impossible to find even a tolerable corn dog with or without catchup.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. As this transcription is a figment of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Pancho Villa manifested and determined that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Charlton Heston's homonym.
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