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Little Richard born December 5th, 1932 (Sagittarius)
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His breakfast when he wants to travel light (pixabay photo)

Little, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.

Unfortunately, you are in an unpleasant situation that holds you back from doing the things that are in line with your needs. You can take your destiny into your hands by hiding for 6 months in a far-off grotto in the most wild spot of North Dakota.
Aw shucks! If I did believe in this zodiacal rubbish, now I would be crying like a baby.

Which is your forthcoming musical experiment?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only experimental recording of country covers of Joe Cocker greatest hits, sung in Armenian, Chinese and Javanese. It is so confidential and jet of planetary significance.

A fictional character you think to as an inspiration?
As several people say, Kurt Vonnegut, because of our similar lifestyle.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Little Rychard", who apperently is a helicopter pilot from Chicago. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as finding that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting vulgarity in Russian.

What do you think about the international situation?
My my! I think it is presently quite bleak, since in this torn epoch there are nations where it is impossible to find even a tolerable corn dog with or without catchup.

What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. As this transcription is a figment of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Pancho Villa manifested and determined that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Charlton Heston's homonym.

Little Richard refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9000604516 4641869610 2113813838 3480350320 4040589567 2601350467 2426524771 528464997 935395494 3346331774 9295607220 938755892 2093671495 7639055664 2762861986 7342591741 2474246175 4934702165 7296840080 4749645125
To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently planned my brief conversation with Little Richard several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had better things to do, like feeding my pet armadillo or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Little Richard would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.