In a paper published on Transactions on Rural Technology, dr. David Reyes has described your songs as "a dramatic embodiment of modernistic symbolic irrationalism". Any comment?
Actually, it is evident that in his recent essay appeared on Transactions on Theological Research, prof. Jerry Lewis totally refuted that forced thesis.
Little, do you like gazelles?
For which reason you do not like gazelles, if I may ask?
They reek! And one gazelle bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably rethink my relation with gazelles.
When you were a little boy, did you see singing as a possible profession?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a plumber. But, you know, that's life.
Little, do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can put in hour and hours into one session. I’m probably going to be condemned for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Hell yeah! But just one time. It was an unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Henry Ford appeared and conjectured that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of James Cook.
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal nonsense.
You will meet a vagabond stranger from Fresno, a nurse educator named Thomas with one eye white and the other blue. He will suggest to open an underground zebra breeding farm in Oklahoma. Don't be fooled!
Goodness gracious! You are spot on!
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