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An interview with Little Richard
Little Richard
Little Richard born December 5th, 1932 (Sagittarius)
In his hidden cavern Little Richard is boldly looking for a way to turn metal scraps into tofu (pixabay photo)

In a paper published on Transactions on Rural Technology, dr. David Reyes has described your songs as "a dramatic embodiment of modernistic symbolic irrationalism". Any comment?
Actually, it is evident that in his recent essay appeared on Transactions on Theological Research, prof. Jerry Lewis totally refuted that forced thesis.

Little, do you like gazelles?
Course not!

For which reason you do not like gazelles, if I may ask?
They reek! And one gazelle bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I may probably rethink my relation with gazelles.

When you were a little boy, did you see singing as a possible profession?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a plumber. But, you know, that's life.

Little, do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can put in hour and hours into one session. I’m probably going to be condemned for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Hell yeah! But just one time. It was an unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Henry Ford appeared and conjectured that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of James Cook.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal nonsense.

You will meet a vagabond stranger from Fresno, a nurse educator named Thomas with one eye white and the other blue. He will suggest to open an underground zebra breeding farm in Oklahoma. Don't be fooled!
Goodness gracious! You are spot on!

Little Richard refused to share his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3067545867 534663171 4192132323 7982509245 9428477588 3566021293 8465311404 781734835 2648589867 782450454 2812847989 9395337838 7546119130 8642766553 9516668197 4954947485 4879417562 5596948382 6672156206 3349631267
My short meeting with Little Richard has been patiently lined up many months in advance. The resulting transcription was excellent, like it was written by the ghost of Jules Verne under the effects of unhealthy substances. It was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my doctor by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to recollect those stunning words. So, to be frank, I'm not really confident this web page is a completely genuine account of what transpired during our appointment, and I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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