An interview with Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler born July 1st, 1977 (Cancer)
Liv Tyler is supporting the introduction of seashells as a possible alternative to contrast the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Liv Tyler, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Liv, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Liv, what is your take of the current Oscar dispute?
To be honest, this is a hot potato.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the couch appearing in your last movie?
Oh dear! I plead not guilty.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "The Incredible Hulk"?
Yes, that you win some, you lose some - or something like that.

Could you improvise a song for us.
I think so! Here it is

The gopher of remorse
The white gopher of remorse
feeds on the muddy mountains of hallucination
as I stare at the madness of my planet.
If only it had been the boar of remorse
I could have bacon at least.

Does your assistant use an alias when he makes reservation for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid devotees and reporters
Sure! We'll go to extremes to excape those punks. We usually use the alias "Liv Toler".

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I leased a fashionable manor on the hidden hills of Ecuador. The rent included barbed wire aplenty to protect my privacy and also a horde of extras impersonating shutterbugs.

Who are your heroes?
Reginald (the mysterious uncle of Columbus), Gandalf, and myself.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Liv Tyler's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I waited for several years before being able to have a short appointment with Liv Tyler. The resulting piece was impressive, like "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" rewritten by Harry Potter. It was highly lamentable, to put it mildly, that another inmate shredded my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I struggled to summon up those wonderful words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an absolutely factual account of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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