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An interview with Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli born March 12th, 1946 (Pisces)
The joyful air of fans who have met Liza Minnelli (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Mickey Blue Eyes". I think that James Caan was not a waste.

You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meatloaf.

Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to levitate just a little.

A well-known person you think to as a part of your life?
Darth Vader, because of our shared moral standings.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight anosmia?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for venetian blinds, on account of a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite normal.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to lye, cretins and lion milk.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Liza Minnelli's private telephone number :
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I lined up a short appointment with Liza Minnelli several days in advance. The resulting transcription was fantastic, like "The Lord of the Rings" rewritten by Iron Man. So, it was highly disastrous, to put it mildly, that my dog (maybe on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I put myself together, I tried to recall those imposing words. To be honest, I'm not so sure this web page is a totally truthful report of what transpired during our talk, and now I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.