Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Mickey Blue Eyes". I think that James Caan was not a waste.
You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meatloaf.
Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to levitate just a little.
A well-known person you think to as a part of your life?
Darth Vader, because of our shared moral standings.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight anosmia?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for venetian blinds, on account of a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite normal.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I have a little intolerance to lye, cretins and lion milk.
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