A talk with Lizzy Caplan
Lizzy Caplan
Lizzy Caplan born June 30th, 1982 (Cancer)
Lizzy Caplan spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, she learnt bilocation 101 (pixabay photo)

Lizzy, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Lizzy's prodigy". During one of my wanderings in the Hymalayas, I uncovered a little new shrub, now named Megacista ornata, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of pears and chives. It may sound unappetizing, but it's quite easy to get the habit.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Kissinger.

You surely mean, by J.D. Salinger?
I doubt it, but I've heard it both ways.

Lizzy, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased a fashionable palace on the secluded mountains of Luxembourg. The rent included a drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a mob of local extras portraying frenzied devotees.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you can name?

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of red wine, one part of fruit drink and some guacamole. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for 3 hours.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Probably a bobcat.

A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
In a sense, Mark Twain, because of our deep bright eyes.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Lizzy Caplan's home telephone number :
9118746165 2252775346 3638379580 5719665271 4697021847 262556277 6203609232 7387401452 5183251184 9379445419 640830577 4710471564 2069761444 3703863541 2939778004 5951081988 6390574845 628604405 4663979936 545502783
To be frank, my director had scheduled my hurried conversation with Lizzy Caplan many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, my pet jackal got amebiasis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Lizzy Caplan would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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