Lizzy Caplan born June 30th, 1982 (Cancer)

Lizzy Caplan born June 30th, 1982 (Cancer)

According to whispered rumors Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Lizzy Caplan. He is gonna annex her. (source)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is

The hedgehog of misery
The large hedgehog of misery
dwindles on the dim mountains of mourning
while I stare at the desolation of existence.
If only it had been the pig of misery
we could have bacon at least.

Where do you go when you die?
In a casket, most of the times, but if you are burned then your remains can get dispersed in a nice place or in Milwaukee.

Lizzy, what's your favorite vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue. See, I’m surely going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

Lizzy, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Cloverfield"?
Yeah! That life is like a box of candies.

Which is your technique for unblemished skin?
Curiously, it is a weekly ablution with hot tomato soup.

Lizzy, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.

Today an alarming irritability and a distressing work trouble are crippling the fulfillment of your desires, but compared to tomorrow today is not so bad, so good luck.
Rats! If I did believe in this zodiacal madness, now I would be crying like a puppy.

Do you know Joseph J. Lee (a former painter, now an aeroplane pilot) from Louisville?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was a rumor about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt finale.