Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Lara Croft, without doubt.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on arms and backs of 900 fans that will be dispersed in Arlington.
Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! The tentative title is "Linda, Brian and Sambaloo". There are a woman and a man. Linda and Brian live together in Chicago. Linda is a CIA agent and Brian is a dental specialist. When Brian's pet gerbil Sambaloo got appendicitis, they decide to go to extreme measures to treat Sambaloo and save the world at the same time.
Logan, what is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this imaginary global warming paradox is probably an egregious conspiracy of Molvanîa's undercover agents.
As everybody knows, the problem of brucellosis in horses is attaining epic proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,100/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of brucellosis in horses.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a brown spider on my elbow. It contains a tracker, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.
Logan, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I rented an exclusive mansion in a secretive valley of Tazbekistan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in Linden dollars to the good-natured realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about business by email.
Do you have any birthmark?
You betcha! I have a tiny gecko shaped birthmark on my left knee. Probably my father did involuntarily eat a gecko while my mother was expecting me.
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