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Lorde
Lorde born November 7th, 1996 (Scorpio)
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Lorde, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 14th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I really can't use commercial products. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Galeocyphella clavata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

Can you tell me the square root of 611407393?
According to my speechwriter the most appropriate answer is something around 22.

Do you do your own shopping?
Nix! Usually, I pay a team of Harward dropouts to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of professional buyers around the planet. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever retain a number of surrogates, one for each body part.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a fox. A big, fat, serene fox, well fed and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.

Lorde, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal craziness.

You have accumulated a great deal of resentment in you that can pour out viciously suddenly. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or murder somebody who has angered you in the past.
Very well! If I did believe in this zodiacal gibberish, now I would be somehow dispirited.

Lorde, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I guaranteed my niece I would not imprecate in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Lilliput. If I'm not mistaken, it is black and gray with a tiny orange elk in a corner.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lorde's private telephone number :
3459260638 4855802701 5030241650 5606448685 8396345888 3366027034 832918665 223871211 676162772 4155660035 7456796326 3219070808 6579955216 3757558728 768358000 6516209778 5712820948 316168760 881289503 5953987621
Celebrities are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Lorde alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a professional mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.