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A conversation with Lorde
Lorde born November 7th, 1996 (Scorpio)
By popular demand of her fans, Lorde will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,400/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of hypermetropia in hamsters (source)

Lorde, are you superstitious?
Definitely! I need to grate the sole of my shoes before a relevant occasion.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Lorde, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

What are your feelings about president Trump?
I'm a little preoccupied, since I heard that Trump wants to change the value of pi to be equal to 3 1/8.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my ego, I periodically rest on a cot made of thorns.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, I love to sing out loud "Tik Tok" by Kesha.

Lorde, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.

Our society seems to be subject to criminality and ferocity. What would Lorde do?
Well, I believe that appointing a bodyguard to every citizen can solve many problems, but most politicians are greedy chaps.

Can you tell me the square root of 8172241445?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is 73.

Lorde refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
205954405 2399352776 3675621580 901696797 4557476325 8058716353 7199843364 7431279739 3868154124 9330938528 6411321539 6038449868 3906185826 2295784650 4572346778 8642831683 409602405 6175684075 613139733 4867748769
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.