Lorde, are you superstitious?
Definitely! I need to grate the sole of my shoes before a relevant occasion.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Lorde, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.
What are your feelings about president Trump?
I'm a little preoccupied, since I heard that Trump wants to change the value of pi to be equal to 3 1/8.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my ego, I periodically rest on a cot made of thorns.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, I love to sing out loud "Tik Tok" by Kesha.
Lorde, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.
Our society seems to be subject to criminality and ferocity. What would Lorde do?
Well, I believe that appointing a bodyguard to every citizen can solve many problems, but most politicians are greedy chaps.
Can you tell me the square root of 8172241445?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is 73.
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