If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make in your career?
Well, I invested my whole stash in a super-clever scheme invented by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a pro of offshore investments. I will give you his phone, but I could not talk to him in the last few weeks.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Loompaland, probably because there is my face in the corner of it.
Your agent told me you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a gerbil. A large, fat, tranquil gerbil, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.
Which is your next musical venture?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only recording of country covers of Ray Charles greatest hits, sung in Maori, Czech and Estonian. I worked on it for 3 years.
Where do you go when you die?
If you behaved, you go to Paris, if you have been insipid you go to Toronto.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on arms and backs of 800 fans that will be released in Stamford.
What do you think of the issue of global warming?
I have the proofs that this purported global warming baloney is presumably a grotesque plot of Aerugo's operatives.
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