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A talk with Lou Reed
Lou Reed
Lou Reed born March 2nd, 1942 (Pisces)
On account of an uncanny accident occurred to his aunt, Lou Reed suffers from an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for clowns (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Lou Reed, who just made his way through his last album. Hi, Lou, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.

Lou, what's your favorite vice?
Laziness. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed in the morning I solved the problem by setting my clocks to San Sombrèro's time zone. I’m surely going to be blamed for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of scotch, three parts of tea and some pickles. Drink the resulting concoction every 25 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Ohmigosh! I dig people's mind. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to move outstanding Harward professors and ordinary bookkeepers to the same extent. You know? There are at least 15 streets with my name in three different countries, not counting Luxembourg and Cardassia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

When you were a little boy, did you see singing as a possible career?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe mechanic, it was a hard choice.

Can you tell me the square root of 418899297?
Even a confounded hamster can answer that, provided it has gained a thumb and a pocket calculator.

Can you rebut the buzz about the lost Bigfoot pictures?
Thou, wayward guts-griping skainsmate! How do you dare?

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a black hedgehog on my shoulder. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Denver suburbia, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lou Reed's private telephone number :
5973695879 8050847876 278071886 2015124243 221803746 5267167829 2880875017 4319868017 4186885657 5574022414 3322592461 5085925676 786348270 3550813936 6955313625 8986579929 9845062377 3158837744 348587387 3998960019
My boss had planned my appointment with Lou Reed several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or breeding gnats. So, this web page is essentially based on what Lou Reed would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.