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Louis Tomlinson
Louis Tomlinson born December 24th, 1991 (Capricorn)
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And now, instead of Spanish inquisition, look at a picture of a cute crab (pixabay photo)

Louis, what are your feelings about president Trump?
I was under the impression this was a funny interview, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.

Today a fainthearted uneasiness and a concerning work issue are crippling your pursuit for a peaceful mind, but compared to next Sunday today is a feast, so good luck.
Goodness gracious! That's impressive!

Louis, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
O.K.! Modern studies have made clear that getting drunk like a mad jackal may have undesirable consequences, like loss of sleep or death. But quaver no more! Buy "Louis' prodigy", now with more Halicisella papillosa powder. Just $39.99 for 120 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause loss of appetite or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. One tablet supplies 100% RDA of arsenic).

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: white.

Louis : hope

Q: power
Louis : sunset

Q: beach
Louis : extermination

You are a pro at this game...

Louis Tomlinson refused to divulge his secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
3792342331 4490791002 9263880544 9033690303 375671622 8247689033 5612680093 4073796314 792754811 680516570 457440332 4774136761 7056744949 2302281876 7467433080 2659850768 3046546340 9754971836 8162909201 7756476608
I patiently lay in wait forever before being able to have a brief talk with Louis Tomlinson. The resulting interview was jaw-dropping, like it was written by the ghost of Nabokov at his peak. Hence, it was very untoward that my doctor (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to summon up those jaw-dropping words. To be aboveboard here: I'm not so certain this web page is an entirely genuine run-down of our conversation, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.