A conversation with Lucas Black
Lucas Black
Lucas Black born November 29th, 1982 (Sagittarius)
Several people collect coins. Lucas Black is specialized into collecting coins that have been found inside davenports. (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little scorpion shaped birthmark on my left thigh. Probably my mother did involuntarily eat a scorpion when she was pregnant.

Lucas, you have been seen in an embarassing setting with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to make public. Have you something to add?
If you mean Z.M., then it was an absolutely innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with A.B...

I may have a picture.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is totally all right in your life and then without a motive your mother and your cat catch fire. Capiche?

I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no photo...
Lucas, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?

As you want, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal malarky.

You will feel ignored by your friends, like an indistinct wall is between you and them. A creeping feeling will tell you that probably they are dreaming to kill you.
Snap! You are dead on!

Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Anna Karenina" by Leo Toystory.

You mean, by Leo Tolstoy?
You sure? I think we can agree to disagree.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Lucas Black's private telephone number :
312448724 7641316089 6123735141 9197597432 2941688269 9267733835 6279673444 3521635588 9090619881 2542542767 8702184313 6223876733 2520050867 382498344 9058118170 2066581003 4540674850 5514679134 2038006902 2388295040
My supervisor had set up my conversation with Lucas Black months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding newts or feeding my pet coyote. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Lucas Black would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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