Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little scorpion shaped birthmark on my left thigh. Probably my mother did involuntarily eat a scorpion when she was pregnant.
Lucas, you have been seen in an embarassing setting with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to make public. Have you something to add?
If you mean Z.M., then it was an absolutely innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with A.B...
I may have a picture.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is totally all right in your life and then without a motive your mother and your cat catch fire. Capiche?
I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no photo...
Lucas, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal malarky.
You will feel ignored by your friends, like an indistinct wall is between you and them. A creeping feeling will tell you that probably they are dreaming to kill you.
Snap! You are dead on!
Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Anna Karenina" by Leo Toystory.
You mean, by Leo Tolstoy?
You sure? I think we can agree to disagree.
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