A conversation with Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless
Lucy Lawless born March 29th, 1968 (Aries)
Eric Rogers, the new Lucy Lawless' head of security, is always experimenting different methods to turn away stalkers and obnoxious paparazzi (source)

Lucy, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Lucy's miracle". During one of my famed studies in the Australian jungle, I uncovered an unremarkable new shrub, now named Erinocistea buxifolia, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and vinaigrette. It sounds unappealing, but it's kind of addictive.

A fictional character you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
Probably James I of England, because of our deep clever eyes.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my spirit, I often doze on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yup! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A scarf, a button lost in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took your love away from me,
everything you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.

You surely mean, by Joseph Heller?
Maybe you are thinking to another edition, anyway I've heard it both ways.

Does your agent use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of stalkers and devotees
That's for certain! I'll do whatever is necessary to run away from those nuisances. I generally employ the alias "Lucy Lewless".

You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. Do you remember what is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Tin Hedgehog Trophy" issued by the Mayor of Las Vegas for "phenomenal and unneeded acting exhibition".

Lucy Lawless refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
486684691 6218447842 8840580473 8860346751 874660176 2679153863 3931776422 8185628718 3329520891 2260249957 6020083433 8757441088 3162970218 8465810217 7142178041 2974410610 6176553129 466579706 6768034603 789098586
My short rendezvous with Lucy Lawless has been patiently set up many weeks in advance. The resulting interview was imposing, like "Angela's Ashes" rewritten by Spider-man. So, it was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that my koala by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I made an attempt to recall those staggering words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not so confident this web page is a totally precise report of our conversation, and thus I'm starting to doubt it ever happened...
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