An interview with Lucy Punch
Lucy Punch
Lucy Punch born December 30th, 1977 (Capricorn)
At the beginning of his last speech, Ted Cruz has foolishly rambled about Lucy Punch for 18 full minutes (source)

Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to whining, groundhog milk, and sodium hypochlorite.

What would you like to do right now?
Hit somebody in the face.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unpleasant at least once, for publicity reasons.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight brucellosis?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.

Do you do your own shopping?
Forget it! I hire a team of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a gang of pro buyers scattered around the world. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever pay a team of surrogates, one for each body part.

Lucy, you appear to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Everyone has a dark side. For example, when I look at another actress, I shudder with aversion and irritation darkens my soul. And then, without warning, I sense a compulsion to shutter forever those lecherous eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Doctor Who.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Lucy Punch refused to share her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
4151230254 4725649589 6352283719 801937153 3115519734 686744157 4868798234 5759395343 254691780 201874352 9145667036 9299133871 2305678238 2341204452 6948872135 6886483635 249552204 8736403531 7542146612 9845266921
My short meeting with Lucy Punch has been patiently planned for days. The resulting interview was awesome, like "The Picture of Dorian Gray" rewritten by the Lone Ranger. So, it was very damaging, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident shredded my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to recapture those jaw-dropping words. I want to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is a completely genuine account of our interview, and now I'm starting to question whether it ever was real...
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