Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to whining, groundhog milk, and sodium hypochlorite.
What would you like to do right now?
Hit somebody in the face.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unpleasant at least once, for publicity reasons.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight brucellosis?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.
Do you do your own shopping?
Forget it! I hire a team of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a gang of pro buyers scattered around the world. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever pay a team of surrogates, one for each body part.
Lucy, you appear to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Everyone has a dark side. For example, when I look at another actress, I shudder with aversion and irritation darkens my soul. And then, without warning, I sense a compulsion to shutter forever those lecherous eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Doctor Who.
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
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