I'm here tonight with Ludacris, who just made his way through his last album. Hi, Ludacris, and welcome to Useless Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
My informed opinion is that global warming is a serious problem. Anyway, my fans will applaud my decision to purchase mainly manors at least 70 feet above the sea-level.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of San Sombrèro. It is brown and orange with a small yellow dog somewhere.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a black zebra on my forearm. It is bioluminescent, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Reno jungle, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
I reckon not! I'm sometimes moody, energetic, tenacious and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artists.
When you were a little boy, did you see singing as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.
Do you have any superpower?
I spit lava, since I was 9, expecially on Mondays.
As everybody knows, the problem of amebiasis in beavers is reaching huge dimensions. Is Ludacris doing anything in this respect?
Aye! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($800/night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of amebiasis in beavers.
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