What would Ludacris do to solve the issue of ferocity and violence that is menacing present-day world?
I've two inspirations for you: "Robocop" and "Equilibrium".
Ludacris, you seem to be always so cheerful and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. Every person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into another singer, rage darkens my heart and my teeth rattle with fury. And all of a sudden, I feel the need to wipe out that loser from the earth and tap dance on his bleak grave. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
What do you think about the international situation?
Golly! I think it is presently quite grim, since in this bitter epoch there are regions where it is impossible to find even a so-so cosmopolitan.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the soothing whisper of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more mainstream, say, "the cheerful giggle of a happy child " or "the first 'dad' of your toddler".
Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Norbit". I think that Eddie Murphy was a blessing.
Ludacris, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
Well, I invested my whole stash in a money-making scheme developed by a financial genius named Charlie Pinzi, a mastermind of international hedge funds. I'll write down his number, but he did not return my calls in the last month.
Ludacris, do you like foxes?
Why you do not like foxes, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one fox bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the reasons I become a singer, so I should reconsider my position on foxes.
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