Do you have any scar?
I have a little wombat shaped scar on my left calf, the result of my troubled quarrel with a wild coyote.
Do you like to cook?
Heavens forbid! But I like to devise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I presume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some sesame oil and voilà, you are done!
Which super power do you have?
Drats! I can hear colors, particularly on new moon nights.
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. I think I'm a four in Milwaukee, but a nine in Iceland.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Metacistutaria frigida, a very scarce green poppy that only grows in Bhutan.
Luis, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.
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