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Luis Fonsi
Luis Fonsi born April 15th, 1978 (Aries)
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Luis Fonsi suspects that in an alternative universe he is a doughnut (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

What's the strangest dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in an empty dim place. A nasty flavor in my mouth. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a rerun of "The Haunting" in a dreary movie house near Boston.

In a paper printed on European Transactions on Practical Futurism, prof. Donald Edwards has observed that your songs are "a tragic compendium of present-day symbolic impressionism". Which is your reaction?
Well, it is clear that in his interesting letter published on Russian Anthropological Journal, dr. Bill D. Hall utterly refuted that incoherent point of view.

You have been the recipient of many prizes. What is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 5, I won the "Golden Kangaroo Trophy" assigned by the city of Phoenix for "impressive yet superfluous singing achievement".

You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to stun flies by staring at them.

Who are your heroes?
John von Neumann, Forrest Gump, and myself.

Luis, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, I have some legal concerns about my contract, so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Luis Funsi".

Can you refute the gossip about your involvement in the flimsy business of Mongolian death worm DNA samples?
Can I? Yup! Do I want? I say not!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Luis Fonsi's private telephone number :
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My short rendezvous with Luis Fonsi has been patiently planned for weeks. The resulting transcription was jaw-dropping, like it was written by Barbara Cartland under the influence of too much beer. So, it was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that another inmate ate my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I made an effort to summon up those excellent words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really certain this web page contains an absolutely truthful chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.