A talk with Lulu
Lulu born November 3rd, 1948 (Scorpio)
Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Lulu. He is gonna annex her. (source)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a tiger. A large, fat, peaceful tiger, sated and dozy in a summer breeze.

If I may say so, Lulu, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without Hindi dandelions scent or chloroform-infused chamomile-tea bags delivered daily to my room.

What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "Big Top Pee-Wee", a gem whose significance has not been acknowledged.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
May so! But just once. It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Joan of Arc appeared and revealed that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Edgar Allan Poe.

Could you support the gossip about the loss of the Bigfoot photos?
Curiosity killed the cat! Truth is vulnerable and so are you and your bones...

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a one in Tucson, but a seven in Amazonas.

One of your best works, "Shout", is a universal hymn of protest. Does it also have a secret meaning?
It's a song about the feeling you get when you're out of time, and that's all.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes sir! I have a little intolerance to nonsense, gnu milk, and sodium chloride.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Lulu's secret telephone number :
6167582704 4746919258 8142087159 7314794059 9178171615 2507434786 8355902894 9580877078 5139505102 699565653 8478754562 779624548 2360521918 2027729693 8974674941 4398012503 954298032 412201805 5195734365 2828240626
To be honest, my boss had planned my brief appointment with Lulu several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating parasitic plants or learning Armenian. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Lulu would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.