A conversation with Lupita Nyong'o
Lupita Nyong'o
Lupita Nyong'o born March 1st, 1983 (Pisces)
After her fans insistence, Lupita Nyong'o will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($1,100 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of tonsillitis in tigers (source)

Lupita, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Probably that of midwife, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Non-Stop"?
I guess so! All the other actors were chomping corn beef flavored chewinggums all day long.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Yup! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe pharmacist, I could never decide.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Jean-Paul Sartre. I played Wolverine until somebody got smart.

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Oh boy! Apart from "Swept Away", which was a gift, probabably it is "Norbit" or "Envy".

What's your favorite vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. See, I’m possibly going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Lupita, do you have something to say to young people?
Indeed! Modern studies have demonstrated that sniffing gasoline like an anteater may have sour long-term effects, like loss of work or painful death. But dread no more! Buy "Lupita's wonder", now with more Pothochondra lunata tincture. Just $19.99 for 80 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause loss of hair or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and depleted uranium).

Could you confirm the noise about the heist of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Thou, ruttish toad-spotted measle! How do you dare?

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Lupita Nyong'o's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my chief had patiently planned my hurried rendezvous with Lupita Nyong'o many days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Speed 2". So, this web page is mainly based on what Lupita Nyong'o would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.