Lupita, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Probably that of midwife, since I already have quite an experience in that field.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Non-Stop"?
I guess so! All the other actors were chomping corn beef flavored chewinggums all day long.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Yup! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe pharmacist, I could never decide.
Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Jean-Paul Sartre. I played Wolverine until somebody got smart.
Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Oh boy! Apart from "Swept Away", which was a gift, probabably it is "Norbit" or "Envy".
What's your favorite vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. See, I’m possibly going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
Lupita, do you have something to say to young people?
Indeed! Modern studies have demonstrated that sniffing gasoline like an anteater may have sour long-term effects, like loss of work or painful death. But dread no more! Buy "Lupita's wonder", now with more Pothochondra lunata tincture. Just $19.99 for 80 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It
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Could you confirm the noise about the heist of the Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Thou, ruttish toad-spotted measle! How do you dare?
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