A talk with Lyndsy Fonseca
Lyndsy Fonseca
Lyndsy Fonseca born January 7th, 1987 (Capricorn)
Lyndsy Fonseca, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 15th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Cardassia flag, probably because there is my picture in the corner of it.

Lyndsy, do you like cows?

For which reason you do not like cows, if I may ask?
First of all, they reek! And one cow bite my uncle in his private bits. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should reconsider my opinion about cows.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Aristotle. I was at the ticket boot.

Lyndsy, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Lyndsy's sensation". During one of my famed peregrinations in Chilean plateau, I uncovered an unknown shrub, now named Heterobella inconspicua, which every 5 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of plums and raw chicken. It may seem uncanny, but it's kind of addictive.

You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my will, I frequently take a siesta on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and broken glass.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, due to a freak accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by porcelain dolls, but that is quite normal.

Lyndsy Fonseca refused to share her private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
9223611696 770138948 905583293 6641802579 548512858 5177760309 2738462592 6257124252 9597279503 7024023760 5137153961 9374194108 636753530 8156706564 4154096187 497694668 5705391227 7479234348 693757726 7403560157
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