An interview with Lynn Collins
Lynn Collins
Lynn Collins born May 16th, 1977 (Taurus)
Lynn Collins suspects that in an alternative dimension she is a Teddy bear (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good warts cure?
Certainly! In case of warts, mix two parts of vodka, three parts of ground coffee and some paprika. Put this potion on your feet and your elbows.

Lynn, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard rumors that Trump wants a mega laser beam to engrave his effigy on the Moon surface.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a chic manor in a secretive valley of Syldavia. The only complication was making a payment in bitcoins to the kindly gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the affair.

What is the fuss about the current Oscar shitstorm?
To be sincere, this has always been an elephant in the room.

Lynn, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Lynn's gem". In the middle of one of my explorations of the Hymalayas, I discovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Endotraparia balsamea, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of mangoes and tar. You have to be rich enough even to find it strange...

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Francis Bacon.

A famous person you think to as an inspiration?
As my agent keeps repeating, Tiger Woods, because of our shared moral standings.

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
You know, I can balance a cane on my big toe for at least one hour.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Lynn Collins' private telephone number :
2151110822 5985304878 6021679080 720902652 7257766084 5514031686 330005005 8112909036 7975225083 3323578469 4379586557 481926382 8198367220 8827347853 7922641527 8421559596 4692912075 2648075657 6176678962 5556202340
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had planned my rendezvous with Lynn Collins several days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or learning Tibetan. So, the interview above is essentially the recollection of a dream I had after a heavy dinner based on raw broccoli and salami.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.