Cookie Consent by A conversation with Lynn Collins
A conversation with Lynn Collins
Lynn Collins
Lynn Collins born May 16th, 1977 (Taurus)
Lynn Collins has been somehow unsatisfied by the actual situation and appliances of the gorgeous spa she hastily selected from the flyer of the "D.O.A. Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which forced me to increase the number of charity events I attend.

And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about anosmia?
In confidence, I couldn't care less about it.

Do you do your own shopping?
Go jump in a lake! Usually, I retain a crew of shopping specialists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the garnments, I ever have a team of surrogates, one for each body part.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I really got along pretty well with most of them, but I dream computers will replace them soon.

If I may say so, Lynn, you are also well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it bullheadedness, but I can't live without spicy cotton-candy or fried ants delivered daily to my door.

Do you know Joe O. Sullivan (a former glazier, now a rheumatologist) from Billings?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly married to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about Joe cheating on her with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a hasty ending.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "John Carter"?
Jawohl! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing motives for that...

What do you think about the international situation?
Goodness gracious! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days among piles of dough pampered by capable servants, but there are countries where it is difficult to find even a passable Long Island iced tea.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lynn Collins' secret telephone number :
4232981676 9881923446 5783171150 9274872280 302892431 3403233458 9350313432 5492554062 5237602784 5308265366 537462210 6040145080 9262237443 209647631 4541960075 458100436 814764003 2479659550 3780806391 5147965050
My chief had planned my little conversation with Lynn Collins several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Armenian or growing mosses. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Lynn Collins would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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