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An interview with Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin born August 26th, 1980 (Virgo)
After an innocuous bizarre accident with his airship, Macaulay Culkin has lived for 3 months in the Kinabalu rainforest. He was alone, except for his cat Rambo and his strong will (source)

Apart from acting, is there something in which you excel?
Actually, I can balance a pile of coins on my head for at least 30 seconds.

Do you know Cynthia Z. Turner (a former deer farmer, now a geotechnical engineer) from Concord?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to her. Then there was some commotion about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to an abrupt finale.

Macaulay, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Macaulay's surprise". During one of my famed wanderings in the Amazon basin, I discovered a little new tree, now named Caloranda asperata, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of peaches and vinaigrette. It may seem uninviting, but it's easy to get the habit.

Which is your favorite book?
I really love "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.

You surely mean, by Franz Kafka?
Maybe you are thinking to another book, anyway I've heard it both ways.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Mozart.

What do you think of global warming?
I've made clear my thoughts in a paper published on Pacific Journal of Modern Soteriology, written in collaboration with the renowned prof. Keith Morgan.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I periodically take a siesta on a cot made of thorns profusely peppered with vinegar.

There is no possibility any of these is Macaulay Culkin's home telephone number :
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My director had patiently arranged my talk with Macaulay Culkin many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or walking my pet gazelle. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Macaulay Culkin would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.