A talk with Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin born August 26th, 1980 (Virgo)
Less known fact: until he was 14 Macaulay Culkin believed Santa Claus was of Klingon ethnicity (source)

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for venetian blinds, by reason of an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on foreheads and arms of 1,000 models that will be released in North Charleston.

Which is your favorite snack?
Tuna slices with ketchup, a canned baked bean, four peaches, and some fernet.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yup! I have a little earthworm shaped birthmark on my left shin. Probably my mother did dream an earthworm when she was expecting me.

Do you do your own shopping?
Heck no! I hire a team of shopping specialists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a gang of professional buyers distributed around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever pay a number of doubles, one for each body part.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.

What would you like to do right now?
Watch my favorite reality eating shrimps.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is

The bear of despair
The bleak bear of despair
dwindles on the muddy meadows of desolation
when I stare at the mourning of my life.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

There is no possibility any of these is Macaulay Culkin's home telephone number :
8569983607 3161941935 725392167 2675337801 2516897964 991863526 591836925 511105146 3811581855 322796412 2442115382 9478208111 7061272028 991971712 3313612204 6528570307 3952136344 5010120090 3867217487 8030926354
I sat tight for several years for an occasion to have a brief meeting with Macaulay Culkin. The resulting article was awe-inspiring, like "The Divine Comedy" rewritten by Silver Surfer. It was highly deplorable that my uncle Douglas by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I made an attempt to recollect those wondrous words. To be frank, I'm not so sure this web page is a totally accurate report of our interview, and now I'm beginning to doubt it ever happened...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Candice Patton Ben McKenzie Elizabeth Banks Ne-Yo Christian Bale Michelle Pfeiffer Woody Harrelson Agnes Monica Joe Jonas Seal Thomas Brodie-Sangster Rene Russo Björk Norah Jones Carly Simon Sarah Hyland AnnaSophia Robb Yvonne Elliman Jamie Foxx
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.