You seem to be always so sprightly and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Everyone has a dark side. For example, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight blurs and I tremble with aversion. And suddenly, I experience the need to seal those gazing eyes for good. That is my amiable side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Hit a mime in the groin.
What have you got in your pocket?
Nuts! As this transcription is a product of your mischievous imagination, I'm in my immodest undies, so no pockets at all.
What’s your worst defect?
Sometimes I beguile interviewers. But I'm not that depressed right now so if you do not faint you are relatively safe.
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a two in Tibet, but a ten in Boston.
Macaulay, what do you think about the current Oscar debate?
To be sincere, this is a minefield.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is lamentable that I have so little time to put down the words. Recently I've read the summary of the abridged version of the book "The Lord of the Rings", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Dinotopia. It is blue and violet with a tiny red prairie dog in a corner.
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