Your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Will do! But I don't believe in zodiacal folly.
You will feel ignored by other people, like an invisible dam is between you and them. A disquieting whisper in your head will tell you that probably they are secretly planning to murder you.
Great Scott! If I did believe in this zodiacal balderdash, now I would be a little dispirited.
Can you tell me the square root of 945295848?
Are you kidding? Even a confounded fox can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and an abacus.
Which super power do you have?
Holy mackarel! I can shrink other people ears, since I was 8. I believe this is quite remarkable in people with Druidian forefathers.
What do you think of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this imaginary global warming baloney is a doltish machination of Lilliput's evil scientists.
Do you know Jennifer S. Morales (a former nurse educator, now a sound technician) from Palmdale?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been betrothed to her for 3 months. Then there was some commotion about some warped photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden ending.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
I can knit a sweater while I ride a unicycle.
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