A conversation with Macklemore
Macklemore born June 19th, 1983 (Gemini)
Few people know that during his driving exam, Macklemore knocked down a wandering hippo, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Will do! But I don't believe in zodiacal folly.

You will feel ignored by other people, like an invisible dam is between you and them. A disquieting whisper in your head will tell you that probably they are secretly planning to murder you.
Great Scott! If I did believe in this zodiacal balderdash, now I would be a little dispirited.

Can you tell me the square root of 945295848?
Are you kidding? Even a confounded fox can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and an abacus.

Which super power do you have?
Holy mackarel! I can shrink other people ears, since I was 8. I believe this is quite remarkable in people with Druidian forefathers.

What do you think of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this imaginary global warming baloney is a doltish machination of Lilliput's evil scientists.

Do you know Jennifer S. Morales (a former nurse educator, now a sound technician) from Palmdale?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been betrothed to her for 3 months. Then there was some commotion about some warped photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden ending.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Morticia Addams.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
I can knit a sweater while I ride a unicycle.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Macklemore's secret telephone number :
3501244475 6677340783 9858940214 2850463593 5783109169 2535216251 717707931 7174593824 8169949698 783955239 6079693883 237856849 6638781608 4477093974 3265454812 4891981811 240782043 2416632693 4974936324 9156244607
I have a confession to make. My chief had patiently scheduled my short interview with Macklemore several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like growing poison ivy or learning Tibetan. So, this web page is essentially based on what Macklemore would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.