A conversation with Macklemore
Macklemore born June 19th, 1983 (Gemini)
Apart from singing, Macklemore's second best choice would be the career of professional sand castle builder (pixabay photo)

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have little time to put down the words. Last winter I've seen the cover illustration of "The Hobbit", and I found it quite palatable. Thus, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Indeed yes! I'm very affable, quite full of life, inflexible and forgiving. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is common in artists.

You have been the recipient of many awards. Can you tell us which is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 10, I won the "Golden Panda Award" issued by the Mayor of Chicago for "impressive but nonessential musical achievement".

Your agent told me you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to move light objects with my mind.

Do you have any superpower?
I can hear colors, except on new moon nights. Probably this is not so atypical in blond people with Scottish progenitors.

What do you think about the current USA president?
I'm a little uneasy, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants a mega laser ray to etch his name on the Moon surface.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Pocahontas.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Macklemore's home telephone number :
472726780 4279530492 2588775077 263320114 5970106976 3466245034 2199547396 8943098569 216326386 3583204303 807332430 454920414 262507350 9364419786 213515518 6159910281 5912853412 508003452 5893984496 8969145464
I scheduled a little conversation with Macklemore several months in advance. The resulting transcription was stunning, like "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" rewritten by Wonder Woman. So, it was very lamentable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I tried to recall those awesome words. I want to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a totally truly report of what transpired during our exchange, and I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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