Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of tequila, one part of instant coffee and some ketchup. Drink the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for at least 4 hours.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a heap of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Is there a deep moral hidden in your "Thrift Shop"?
Okey-doke! That life is like a box of chocolates - or something like that.
Macklemore, do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Well, I’m probably going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly consume super-natural indie products, because I do care about my health and my followers. For example, this week I have an obsession for rutabaga and moringa fruits, both fantastic with frankfurters.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Beethoven.
Could you corroborate the rumours about the theft of the Sasquatch pictures?
Thou, yeasty beef-witted bugbear! How do you dare?
Can you tell me the square root of 3890454294?
I've no doubts that the answer is something around 16.
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