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A talk with Macy Gray
Macy Gray
Macy Gray born September 6th, 1969 (Virgo)
Several people like to collect coins. Macy Gray likes to collect coins that have been found inside sofas. (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the lust away from me.
A scarf, a book alone in a drawer
the desolate souvenirs of you.
You took your love away from me,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Shit fire and save matches! The mass loves me so much. My force is that I'm inescapable: I'm popular among renowned moguls and crestfallen accountants to the same extent. Say, there are 15 parks with my statue in three different countries, not counting Vanuatu and Carpathia.

Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody in a remote place of the world who'd never heard your songs. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is hard to think there is somebody so luckless! As I often say, my music is like a syrupy blueberry cupcake with a stunning inner core of gasoline.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dracula.

Macy, you seem to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each one has two sides. For example, when I look at another singer, I shake with hatred and my teeth rattle with fury. And all of a sudden, I feel the need to close forever those ogling eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Narnia flag, probably because it has my face in the center. Narnia is a nice but desperate place. They are so needy they recycle dandruff.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I suffer from an unreasonable fear for venetian blinds, because of a bizzarre accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite common.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last winter I've read the outline of the abridged version of the book "Animal Farm", and I found it quite passable. Thus, I told my agent to call the author - a certain George Orwell - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Macy Gray's home telephone number :
324606971 9785448633 4029171231 279032409 553963964 9476294685 7428951842 8751464239 2182275758 9052322252 941576087 7294857923 4177153026 4062860780 754415627 4865066054 3273976805 5934363535 271125590 7767332195
To be sincere, my supervisor had lined up my hurried exchange with Macy Gray many months beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Color of Night". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a dream that followed after a large dinner based on raw onions and deep-fried bell peppers.
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