Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Shit fire and save matches! The mass loves me so much. My force is that I'm inescapable: I'm popular among renowned moguls and crestfallen accountants to the same extent. Say, there are 15 parks with my statue in three different countries, not counting Vanuatu and Carpathia.
Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody in a remote place of the world who'd never heard your songs. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is hard to think there is somebody so luckless! As I often say, my music is like a syrupy blueberry cupcake with a stunning inner core of gasoline.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Macy, you seem to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each one has two sides. For example, when I look at another singer, I shake with hatred and my teeth rattle with fury. And all of a sudden, I feel the need to close forever those ogling eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Narnia flag, probably because it has my face in the center. Narnia is a nice but desperate place. They are so needy they recycle dandruff.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I suffer from an unreasonable fear for venetian blinds, because of a bizzarre accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite common.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives like to say. Last winter I've read the outline of the abridged version of the book "Animal Farm", and I found it quite passable. Thus, I told my agent to call the author - a certain George Orwell - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
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