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Macy Gray
Macy Gray born September 6th, 1969 (Virgo)
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In her manor in Portugal, next to the Macaulay Culkin's one, Macy Gray is producing her own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds like a revolting obscenity in German (pixabay photo)

Macy, is there a deep moral hidden in "I Try"?
Yes, that the more you argue, the less they believe you - or something like that.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can waste space in a funny box on somebody's mantelpiece.

You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue crabs and my special Smurf meatloaf.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have an orange gerbil on my back. It implements a GPS, so I can be find if I am kidnapped, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little disrobed.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Fa shizzle! They simply can't have enough of me. I'm universal: I move acclaimed Princeton professors and uninspiring second-rate strippers alike. You know? There are at least 13 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Estonia and Markovia.

Nowaday the problem of legionellosis in tigers is reaching monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
That's right! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($900 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of legionellosis in tigers.

What’s your worst habit?
I am loyal to a fault and moreover I work too hard.

Who are your heroes?
Daniel (the obscure uncle of Isaac Asimov), Bridget Jones, and myself.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Macy Gray's private telephone number :
2021120497 4929238558 658308127 400294447 965289505 6421557556 7960924691 7392376552 8893585632 759371652 3428767658 6259416159 854153340 9717528145 6800781450 2980739451 3357852530 2938940915 6218271181 2807135213
I patiently lay in wait for years for the privilege to have a short interview with Macy Gray. The resulting piece was awe-inspiring, like "In Cold Blood" rewritten by Gandalf. It was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my armadillo shredded my only copy! After I sobered out, I attempted to summon up those awe-inspiring words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely precise account of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.