A conversation with Madeleine Stowe
Madeleine Stowe
Madeleine Stowe born August 18th, 1958 (Leo)
Less known fact: Madeleine Stowe has lived for 5 years in a Klingon commune in Austin (source)

Madeleine, what’s your biggest defect?
Often I drum with my fingers on my leg and also on other people's leg.

Nowaday the problem of dengue in pandas is reaching epic dimensions. Is Madeleine Stowe doing anything in this respect?
But of course! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,500/night) will go to a charity for the cure of dengue in pandas.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every two hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Madeleine Stewe", who supposedly is a retired bricklayer from Phoenix. That's quite annoying, but not as much embarassing as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to an awful insult in Mongolian.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Why not! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe crime scene cleaner, it was a hard choice.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
I think so! It is the story of Cynthia, a building inspector from San Francisco. She is kidnapped by a secretive individual and she is obliged to write stupid "completelY untrUthful confabulaTions" for some web site, from an obscure underwater office. (If I can't be recovered, tell Dennis I always loved him...)

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my instant cure. In case of need mix three parts of white wine, one part of ground coffee and some Alfredo sauce. Gargle with the resulting brew every 20 minutes for 5 hours.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is dodecaphony.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one week ago. I think I'm a four in Greenland, but a ten in Indianapolis.

There is no possibility any of these is Madeleine Stowe's private telephone number :
3901213312 8109053103 977163404 4921265176 631485761 2014768141 4850397798 6568552738 8388678261 5594130439 3513550347 4178453520 4411067453 7704535878 5851673669 5727979451 3673388001 2827033044 747058605 2437382752
Clearly, vips are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Madeleine Stowe totally alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Madeleine.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.