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Madeleine Stowe
Madeleine Stowe born August 18th, 1958 (Leo)
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In her will, Madeleine Stowe has specified that her ashes should be scattered on the planet Mars, possibly by hand. (source)

What do you eat between meals?
Cabbage leaves with margarine, a carrot, four crackers, and some whiskey.

Madeleine, you appear to be always so sprightly and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I bump into a so-called artist, my sight goes black and my teeth chatter with fury. And suddenly, I feel a compulsion to close those leering eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about that side.

You hit the mark in "The Last of the Mohicans". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
You bet! The director was like clay in my hands.

Do you use a pseudonym when you book a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude groupies and journalists
Sure! I'll do anything to evade those barbarians. We often use the alias "Madeleine Stuwe".

Madeleine, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Indeed! Don't let the color of your skin be an excuse for failure. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the horse appearing in your last movie?
Dash it! It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has certainly been distorted by the press.

Do you know Carl N. Powell (a former anaesthetist, now a picture framer) from Rockford?
Not personally, but my aunt has been betrothed to him for 4 months. Then there was half a scandal about the curious suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick conclusion.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Madeleine Stowe's private telephone number :
5551776247 5575220727 8261128930 8198823833 4224552955 5316917310 6212947289 2386186430 4797042312 6959031369 5176523795 534741703 2253670146 8843066962 5718211731 8524565196 3397428744 5586910918 7871982104 701449456
Celebrities are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Madeleine Stowe alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a reliable telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.