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Madeleine Stowe
Madeleine Stowe born August 18th, 1958 (Leo)
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During her last scripture, Madeleine Stowe has developed a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

What do you eat between meals?
Strawberries with margarine, a chicken breast, three pears, and a glass of fruit smoothie.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Oh sure! People love me so much. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I'm known to elate famed tycoons and demoralized crime scene cleaners alike. You know? There are 14 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Hyrule and Latvia, which I did not know they were countries.

Which is your favorite book?
I've a soft spot for "Siddhartha" by Herman Nessen.

You surely mean, by Hermann Hesse?
Surely my cover had a typo, but we can agree to disagree.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and bizarre remembrance. A bizarre fat cowboy is riding a large cylinder, which looks like a bomb. It is like he is plunging from very high in the sky, but he is not scared and he yells and waves his cowboy hat.

Well, this is a well known scene from the film "Dr. Strangelove".
Alakazam! To be frank, yesterday night I catnapped in front of the dvd player.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Madeleine, what’s your biggest defect?
Well, sometimes if I chomp bubblegum and suddenly I need to unburden my mouth I'm not that choosy about where I dump the debris: it may be the gutter but also a half-full bottle of gin.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Madeleine Stowe's home telephone number :
3258384569 9655217270 4409513192 9617346154 4449679415 361595085 3111393534 3293912317 9803829152 9870563402 8276671645 3471706080 460141685 7464882049 8014816709 5063610742 8210762666 5241528575 775000111 8361911598
To be sincere, my chief had arranged my short appointment with Madeleine Stowe months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Mongolian or breeding earthworms. So, this web page is mainly based on what Madeleine Stowe would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.