What do you eat between meals?
Strawberries with margarine, a chicken breast, three pears, and a glass of fruit smoothie.
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Oh sure! People love me so much. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I'm known to elate famed tycoons and demoralized crime scene cleaners alike. You know? There are 14 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Hyrule and Latvia, which I did not know they were countries.
Which is your favorite book?
I've a soft spot for "Siddhartha" by Herman Nessen.
You surely mean, by Hermann Hesse?
Surely my cover had a typo, but we can agree to disagree.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and bizarre remembrance. A bizarre fat cowboy is riding a large cylinder, which looks like a bomb. It is like he is plunging from very high in the sky, but he is not scared and he yells and waves his cowboy hat.
Well, this is a well known scene from the film "Dr. Strangelove".
Alakazam! To be frank, yesterday night I catnapped in front of the dvd player.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Madeleine, what’s your biggest defect?
Well, sometimes if I chomp bubblegum and suddenly I need to unburden my mouth I'm not that choosy about where I dump the debris: it may be the gutter but also a half-full bottle of gin.
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