Are you aware of the rumors about you and the forklift appearing in your last movie?
Yeep! How did you find out!? I already spilled the beans with the CIA.
When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.
Nowaday the problem of migraine in wombats is reaching epic proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Will do! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of migraine in wombats.
Madeleine, where did you go on your last break from work?
Last year I leased an exclusive manor in a secretive valley of Belarus. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to protect my privacy but also a crowd of local extras impersonating paparazzi.
Do you know Lisa Z. Williams (a former hydrogeologist, now a driving instructor) from Fremont?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly engaged to her. Then there was some commotion about Lisa cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, so their engagement came to a hasty ending.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Are you superstitious?
I'll do! I never wear black and white cloths together right before an important event.
Madeleine, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Recent studies have made clear that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have sour long-term consequences, like loss of eyebrows or painful death. But now you can stop being in awe! Buy "Madeleine's cure", now with Actinostylia cataracta powder. Just $39.99 for 90 pills. (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause brucellosis or induce paranoia. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of tears and pine needles).
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