What’s your worst defect?
I am too generous and usually I'm too humble.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Oppenheimer manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Richard Wagner's homonym.
Do you do your own shopping?
I say not! Actually, I pay a squad of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a team of pro buyers scattered around the world. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever employ a crew of surrogates, one for each body part.
Madeline, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Madeline's marvel". In the middle of one of my peregrinations in the Borneo jungle, I discovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Lycotropa recondita, that blooms only every 10 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of oranges and ranch dressing. It may seem disagreeable, but it's kind of moreish.
Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Sacre bleu! Excluding "Hobgoblins", probabably it is "Next" or "The Shaggy Dog".
What motivates you to act?
Oxygen deficiency, because to act is like to breath for me.
Are you allergic to anything?
Sure thing! I have a little intolerance to nonsense, beaver tears (please, don't ask!), and butane.
You seem to be always so jovial and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that each of us has two sides. At times, when I look at another artist, my teeth rattle with fury and I convulse with aversion. And suddenly, I fight the need to obliterate her sneering smug look. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.
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