An interview with Madeline Zima
Madeline Zima
Madeline Zima born September 16th, 1985 (Virgo)
Madeline Zima is promoting the introduction of seashells as an alternative medium of exchange to bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Madeline, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I leased a luxurious mansion on the secretive hills of Elbonia. The only problem was making a payment in Linden dollars to the cheerful estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the affair.

Are you allergic to anything?
All right! I'm allergic to benzoic acid, whining and hamsters.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I buy super-natural indie products, because I care about my health and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a passion for kale chips and millet seeds, which I found very tasty with frankfurters.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Take a bath to dismiss the reek of failure you send forth.

Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Twilight" by Stephanie Bayern.

You mean, by Stephenie Meyer?
I seriously doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.

Do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, that I can play for hours. Probably you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to get rid of followers and paparazzi
Absolutely! We'll do anything to dodge those nuisances. We usually adopt the moniker "Madeline Zoma".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Madeline Zima's secret telephone number :
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