Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is
Madeline, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
If you are interested, I can give you the number of some financial advisors from Colombia who can show you how to double your stake. However, you better choose which part of your body you can part with, if things go wrong.
Does your agent use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape fans and stalkers
You bet! I go to any length to duck those hooligans. I usually employ the alias "Madeline Zoma".
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to boric acid, bullshit and chipmunks.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
Naturally! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.
You have gathered a lot of hostility inside you that can burst at any moment. You will feel better only if you condone or murder somebody who has injured you in the past.
Crickety! You are spot on!
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a rabbit. A big, fat, placid rabbit, well fed and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
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