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A talk with Madeline Zima
Madeline Zima
Madeline Zima born September 16th, 1985 (Virgo)
In her will, Madeline Zima has stipulated that her body should be buried under a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The tiger of despair
The large tiger of despair
perishes on the dreary fields of insanity
when I look in the eye my planet hallucination.
If only it had been the pig of despair
I could have bacon at least.

Madeline, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
If you are interested, I can give you the number of some financial advisors from Colombia who can show you how to double your stake. However, you better choose which part of your body you can part with, if things go wrong.

Does your agent use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape fans and stalkers
You bet! I go to any length to duck those hooligans. I usually employ the alias "Madeline Zoma".

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to boric acid, bullshit and chipmunks.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
Naturally! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.

You have gathered a lot of hostility inside you that can burst at any moment. You will feel better only if you condone or murder somebody who has injured you in the past.
Crickety! You are spot on!

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a rabbit. A big, fat, placid rabbit, well fed and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Madeline Zima's home telephone number :
4420370614 425394941 7587040872 209975514 2753712032 4324793419 417549955 8194299053 662499636 368234883 5725640055 4148110908 608734670 9082233804 9009223221 9950441229 892197006 343909444 3291391753 8889834003
I scheduled a hurried appointment with Madeline Zima several days in advance. The resulting piece was mind-boggling, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Mandrake. It was highly regrettable that my doctor (maybe on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I attempted to recapture those mind-boggling words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a totally genuine account of what transpired during our appointment, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it actually took place...
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